I will now show you a Random Trek on Random Air that me and my friend randomly made.

Pakage Attackage says:
Welcome back

waiting for Mr.Lonely says:
to earth

Pakage Attackage says:
Customers, we hope you enjoyed your flight

waiting for Mr.Lonely says:
right

Pakage Attackage says:
What he said

waiting for Mr.Lonely says:
...

waiting for Mr.Lonely says:
you are now free to move about the cabin

Pakage Attackage says:
But beware of the flying space monkeys

waiting for Mr.Lonely says:
and projectiles

Pakage Attackage says:
that come from the trrorists outside

waiting for Mr.Lonely says:
terrorists

Pakage Attackage says:
oops
yes, them
not the tuorists

waiting for Mr.Lonely says:
and watch out for the mean, angry, progressivly melting snowmen and women

Pakage Attackage says:
If you have a haitblow dryer feel free to use it against them
hair*

waiting for Mr.Lonely says:
hair

Pakage Attackage says:
a bit late

waiting for Mr.Lonely says:
and also feel free to use any form of pepperspray

Pakage Attackage says:
please refrain from the use of fireworks untill dark

waiting for Mr.Lonely says:
also...so not bring bottled water out of the aircraft, the locals will find it very offensive and invite
you over to watch their vacation slides
*do
and you wouldnt want to endure that

Pakage Attackage says:
::attemts to refrain from laughing:: Yeah, it's just of places like your food courts, and the HUGE nachos we have

waiting for Mr.Lonely says:
do not use toothpaste, where as the native bears will smell it on your breath, and will make you
balance your checkbook

Pakage Attackage says:
three times over. Also, never, EVER refuse their native drink of Dr Pepper, they will make you trim their pigs
I'm sure you can use your imagination there

waiting for Mr.Lonely says:
...pigs hair, that is
yeah
and also do not carry aorund spare change, where as the snakes are attracted to shiny things, and will bite into you pants, and pockets, sometimes even legs, to get it
then they'll try to sing you showtunes

Pakage Attackage says:
I'm sorry, I just can't compare to her oddness, you'll have to read the behind the seat manuals

waiting for Mr.Lonely says:
....there you go...
hoped you enjoyed your flight
please fly with randomair to all your vacation hotspots
now please exit the roof...